Easy Gardening Solutions for Lazy Gardeners

"Girl in Hammock" (detail). Winslow Homer.

“Girl in Hammock” (detail). Winslow Homer.

Sometimes I wonder: does a person’s garden follow his personality?

Is the love of weeds, praise of borderline chaos and embracing of wild animals simply an outgrowth of a disordered mind?

On the flip side: are perfect beds, straight lines and precisely timed plantings the result of latent OCD?

(I once created a quiz on gardening personality types – you can take the quiz here.)

Ultimately, it’s okay if your gardening reflects your personality.

The main thing to remember as a prepper is this: no matter what style it is, your garden must create value.

Your garden must create value.

If your garden is a sinkhole for resources, you’re doing it wrong and it’s time to make a change.

Are You Too Lazy To Pull Weeds?

Then you need to garden in a way that keeps weeds from becoming a big problem.

Consider going for the Back to Eden method or another deep mulch style of gardening. Weeds WILL consume resources that should be going to your plants, meaning they’ll be eating your potential harvest. If you know they’re your Achilles’ heel… wear boots!

Another way to deal with weeds is via running goats or chickens. If you’ve never been a good gardening but are good with animals, maybe you should simply raise animals instead of a big garden. Let your garden patch become pasture in which you can rotate flocks or herds or both through the weeds – then trade the resulting eggs/meat/milk/cheese for produce.

Are You Too Lazy To Water?

Maybe it’s not a matter of being too lazy. Maybe you’re just really busy so you tend to miss waterings until you notice your tomatoes are dying on the vine.

In that case, your garden needs to be watered in some way other than by hand with the hose.

Consider getting yourself some automated irrigation. Or start gardening on hugelkultur beds.

Another option might be to start gardening in wicking beds, an aquaponics system or just grow aquatic vegetables in a pond.

Are You Too Lazy To Dig Beds Year After Year?

Then the solution is to plant a food forest.

A food forest mimics a natural woodland. You basically take a mixture of edible trees and shrubs, along with nitrogen-fixers and mulch-producing/nutrient-accumulating plants, and create a planned forest. Your digging and hard work is all on the front end when you plant the system. After a few years, the shade of the trees and the falling leaves will take care of the weeds and make the soil in your forest garden spongy, moist and filled with earthworms… who then dig and cultivate without you.

Rather than digging a new cabbage bed every year, you can plant perennial leaf vegetables like chaya, edible hibiscus, basswood, Good King Henry or any number of other things. Rather than digging and weeding a watermelon or strawberry bed, you just plant Japanese persimmons, mulberries, apples or any number of other tasty tree fruit.

Are You Too Lazy To Turn A Compost Pile?

Well, great! So am I.

Stack organic matter anywhere and it will break down. Dig a big trench then fill it with kitchen scraps over time, then plant on top. Pile all your leaves as mulch around the landscaping and it will all eventually break down into compost.

As I posted recently, I stacked compost on a lousy garden bed last year and it fed me with piles of pumpkins… and there are still pumpkins on the way.

You don’t need to turn compost to make it break down. If you’re short on time, let a longer period of composting time work in your favor. Just don’t throw out any potential soil fertility because you’re not able to get out and turn. Find ways to incorporate everything biodegradable and your gardening will get easier from year to year.

Are You Too Lazy To Garden At All?

Maybe it’s not a case of laziness – maybe it’s just that you’re a busy homemaker, police officer, salesman or plumber.

That’s okay. If you’re able to make enough money to feed yourself, perhaps gardening isn’t in the cards for you right now.

In that case, I’d still make sure you know HOW to garden, just in case there’s a point in the future where you NEED to garden.

Even maintaining a small container garden on a back porch can help keep you in practice: but if you can’t even find the time for that, I recommend you take a wild foraging class and make friends with people that DO have the time to garden. I’d also grab good gardening books (not ebooks, unless you print them) and a copy of Survival Gardening Secrets for the future.

You can’t beat the quality of food that a home garden provides – but it’s true; sometimes there’s just no time.

If there is time, however, kick your “laziness” with some of the gardening solutions above.

Now pardon me… I’m going to go lie in my hammock and think about fall crops.

About David The Good

David The Good is a naturalist, author and hard-core gardener who has grown his own food since 1984. At age five, he sprouted a bean in a Dixie cup of soil and caught the gardening bug. Soon after, his dad built an 8’ by 8’ plot for him and David hasn’t stopped growing since. David is the author of four books, writes a regular column for The Ag Mag in North Central Florida, is a Mother Earth News blogger and has also written for outlets including Backwoods Home, Survival Blog and Self-Reliance Magazine. You can find his books on Amazon here. David is a Christian, an artist, a husband, a father of seven, a cigar-smoker and an unrepentant economics junkie who now lives somewhere near the equator on a productive cocoa farm. Visit his daily gardening and survival blog here: The Survival Gardener And for lots more gardening info, click here and subscribe to his often hilarious YouTube channel.

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